At Kales & Kales, we normally focus our attention on helping individuals through the divorce process. However, we were recently approached by Speaker of the House John Boehner and Rep. Nancy Pelosi, who asked for our help. It seems that the United States needs a divorce. According to Reps. Boehner and Pelosi, the Republicans and Democrats have put up with each other for years, for the sake of future generations, but no longer. Years of disagreements over every aspect of the country’s welfare have taken their toll. Therefore, they will go their separate ways. The country will be divided down the middle, and the Republicans and Democrats will live separate and apart from each other, free to make their own decisions and laws without the hassle of having to compromise. We are working on the Separation Agreement.